Sorority Row (Movie 1 of 31)


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This is the kind of horror movie that is mind numbing, but you know you will see boobs. I know the story is not going to be that good.  I’m currently about 20 minutes in and I already know that Carrie Fisher is the killer. I will correct myself at the end of this if I am wrong.

So the story goes as the following.   There is a group of sorority sister who are playing a joke on an ex-boyfriend of one of the sorority sisters. He cheated on her, and now he must pay! One of the girls gives the ex-boyfriend some fake ruffies. Which he gives to his ex-girl (the one he cheated on), she then in return starts fake vomiting, and acting like she is going into shock. The group of girls then convenience the ex-boyfriend that they are lost, while going to the hospital, which they aren’t, it is still part of the ruse.  Once that arrive in the middle of nowhere, the boyfriend, goes to dismember the body, while the other girls are off looking for “sharp rocks” in turn killing her for real.  At this point they decide they really do have to cover up the killing, by throwing the body down a well.  (On a side note, one of the girls did not want to do this. She wanted to go to the cops, I guess to throw us off the real killer.

Fast forward to graduation and the sorority is having a BIG party.  This is the perfect time, for the revenge killings to start.

Shower scene, and we finally see some boobs, and it is only for a second, and they were not that great.

Oh the party is in full swing now, and bubbles are everywhere, oh shit, there is the killer, at the party in a dark robe…oh wait is more boobs.

Everyone who was at the killing has started receiving texts messages from the killer. I love how none of them are able to figure where the text messages are coming.

Now we are going back to the scene of the crime, and down the well. Will Megan still be there? Oh snap the chain broke, and Cass went falling, but she is OK.

At the bottom of the well, there is no Megan, but a message saying something about the sorority having to die. 

Now they are back at the house, and everyone has left the party, and some of the girls have separated.

You know, bubbles are not as scary as something like fog. I mean they are white, and fluffy, like clouds. This is something else which is not scary.

Oh, maybe Carrie Fisher isn’t the killer.  Oh shit! I was wrong, and Carrie Fisher is dead.

 

Oh how lame! The killer is such a copout.

 

On a scale of 10, I give this a 4.3

Odd Thomas Movie, the Good and the Bad


I am a big fan of the Odd Thomas series, and I have been looking forward to the movie for a while now. Well today I found a leak trailer

It looks interesting…I personally think Stormy should be a little more gothy

Now for the bad news.
The producers are in a law suit, with some the backers of the movie, leaving the movie in legal and financial gridlock. In other words, it is assumed the movie will not come out. More info can be found here.

Tom Waits – Time


Well, the smart money’s on Harlow
And the moon is in the street
The shadow boys are breaking all the laws
And you’re east of East St. Louis
And the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause
Napoleon is weeping in the Carnival saloon
His invisible fianc is in the mirror
The band is going home
It’s raining hammers, it’s raining nails
Yes, it’s true, there’s nothing left for him down here

And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
That you love
And it’s Time Time Time

And they all pretend they’re Orphans
And their memory’s like a train
You can see it getting smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can’t remember
Tell the things you can’t forget that
History puts a saint in every dream
Well she said she’d steak around
Until the bandages came off
But these mamas boys just don’t know when to quit
And Matida asks the sailors are those dreams
Or are those prayers
So just close your eyes, son
And this won’t hurt a bit

And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
That you love
And it’s Time Time Time

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars
And splash into the street
And when she’s on a roll she pulls a razor
From her boot and a thousand
Pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window
And a kiss upon his lips
Till the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And play the fiddler off till i come back again

And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
That you love
And it’s Time Time Time

And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
And it’s Time Time Time
That you love
And it’s Time Time Time